Both will make you cling on for dear life.
Quick bout of fisticuffs anyone?
As well as Wolfenstein DLC, this week sees reviews of Dissidia Final Fantasy NT and Asemblance.
Anyone'd think Capcom had been busy.
This week our resident gaming journo looks at Resident Evil Revelations on the Switch and Dragon Ball FighterZ.
Don you slacks, sports coat and smartest hat, it's time to pound the streets of post-war LA.
Time to eat cake and toast one of the UK's gaming powerhouses, Rebellion.
It's a quiet start to the year.
Have any of your favourites made his list?
It's Christmas so let's forget festive and go for violent and scary.
There's definitely an Egyptian vibe this week, wonder if Stuart's gone native?
They keep saying it's "boots on the ground", shouldn't it be more "bums on sofas"?
It's Movember so everyone's gotta have a 'tache, right?
The Wolfenstein love-in continues...
Microsoft's latest console emerges at last.
Who's harder to understand, Stuart or Kenny?
Yo listen up, here's the story, about a little guy that lives in a blue world...
There's been a Mordor! (say it quickly in a strong Glaswegian accent whilst pretending you're a detective)
Wait... what do you mean there's no Xbox in sight?
It's a beast this week... 3 reviews and highlights from EGX 2017. What are you waiting for? Get stuck in!
Scotch Corner gets occupied with a real racer this week - Christie Doran.
Not a wizard from the moon in sight.
Low cost games and kit that will give you hours of fun... as well as a revealing analysis of your inner turmoil.
Drop the clutch.
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
Want to know what the latest squad survival shooter from Epic and People Can Fly is like?
...It's a literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt. Oh, and there's gaming comedy show interviews too.
Stay awake and take in the best Scotland's gaming scene has to offer.
A bumper selection of reviews and interviews all delivered in a neat little parcel.
Championship level hide n' seekers required for game of life and death.