You awake to find yourself in a Dark Room... littered with expo content.
It might pain Stuart, but this week he's been solely getting to grips with VR games on Sony's hardware... and all so he can play with Trover.
Team Sonic Racing, Steel Rats, Fade to Silence and Unruly Heroes all get thrust under Stuart's critical eye in this week's reviews.
This week's Scotch Corner gets a bit angry with Rage 2, a bit shooty with Sniper Elite, a bit slashy with Katana Zero, and blocked by Access Denied.
This week's Scotch Corner has a rodent infestation in the form of reviews and interviews about A Plague Tale: Innocence, plus a couple of other morsels.
There's something rotten in here.
This week Stuart gets his hands bloody in Mortal Kombat 11 before cleaning them up and donning driving gloves to try out F1 2019.
There's more than a little sprinkling of remasters this week.
This week Stuart takes a break from reality and dons various headsets to review Skyworld, Space Junkies and the Labo VR.
This week Stuart reviews Yoshi's Crafted World, Generation Zero, Xenon Racer, and the new Turtle Beach Battle Buds.
This week's Scotch Corner gets all stealthy with Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice and in Left Alive, but counters that with brutal Mortal Kombat 11 action.
This week batters you into submission with a review and interview on Dead or Alive 6, and coverage of RICO and The Occupation.
Better fight your way through the lines to read interviews with Ubisoft and Capcom, and find out the scores for Ape Out, new Turtle Beach headphones and The Division 2.
This week sees Devil May Cry 5 under the review microscope (and an interview with the game producer), Trials Rising gets picked over, and ToeJam and Earl make a welcome return.
This week is all about getting online with your friends - the Warhammer Chaosbane closed beta, Anthem and Crackdown 3... plus a new headset.
This week's Scotch Corner has a motorsport flavour with DiRT Rally 2.0 stealing the show from The Grand Tour, whilst a Switch game brings up the rear.
A massive week of reviews and interviews in Scotch Corner including Far Cry: New Dawn, Kingdom Hearts 3, Apex Legends and Crackdown 3.
Two long awaited games released this week and it's time for reviews of both as well as interviewing each of the developers.
Scares from Supermassive, meticulous action from Mutant Year Zero, and tedium when Travis Strikes Again.
Stuart tests his rallying skills on and off the track.
Too many Top Gun cliches firing around to think of any more... it's Ace Combat 7 plus Arca's Path in this week's excerpts.
This week's Scotch Corner has reviews of Override: Mech City Brawl, Donut County and New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe.
In this week's Scotch Corner Stuart reviews the first Forza Horizon 4 expansion - Fortune Island, tries out the Ataria Retro Handheld, and talks to Suda 51.
Farming Simulator 19 is reviewed this week and the real life machinery is compared to the digital version, as well as Road Redemption and a Sonic interview.
In the final Scotch Corner of 2018, Stuart runs down his top 10 games of the year. Will there be any surprises for the top spots?
In this week's Scotch Corner Xmas special it's all about Smashing Bro's, Grappling Foes, Lamenting Woes and Raking with Hoes (maybe not that last one).
No reviews this week, all the space was needed for fitting motorbikes on the page.
Hitman 2, Pokemon: Let's Go Pikachu and Darksiders III are all stalked by Stuart this week.
Stuck for something gaming related to get this holiday season? Never fear, Stuart is here!
Boots on the ground, boots in the ring, and boots quaking in fear.