Who's harder to understand, Stuart or Kenny?
There's been a Mordor! (say it quickly in a strong Glaswegian accent whilst pretending you're a detective)
Wait... what do you mean there's no Xbox in sight?
Scotch Corner gets occupied with a real racer this week - Christie Doran.
Not a wizard from the moon in sight.
Get your motor running.
Not quite Micro Machines...
Racing, teleporting and puzzling... all in a day's work for our resident gaming Scot.
Build it up... tear it down.
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
Plenty of genital based gags to keep your attention this week... it's hard not to when Bulletstorm is involved.
The 90's platformer returns, but has it had it's (bad fur) day?
Is it the follow up we want, or the follow up we deserve?
A new open world IP is on the Horizon...
Is it a Wii beater, or the nail in the coffin for Nintendo's home console aspirations?
If the words Master Chief, the Flood or Spartan have no meaningful link to you, best not click through this week!
Two podcasts in under two weeks... it's distinctly unlike us!
Zeroing in for a headshot.
Stuart gets his hands on Woolly adventures, cartoon violence, and a Parisian preview event.
What are our views on the games that affected us the most in 2016, both good and bad? Plus our special guest from North of the Border let's us know what he was doing in Paris.
Real time strategy set in the Halo universe... that's got to be a good thing, right?
Turn the lights on, make sure you've got someone with you, and be prepared to be scared... Resident Evil 7 has squelched onto the scene.
It's the Tartan Rocker himself... not really, we couldn't afford Rod Stewart
No one seems to be able to figure out how he got here...