...or: How I learned to stop worrying and love tin cans in a trolley.
Live. Die. Repeat.
All aboard the future of decision making.
It's all downhill from here.
Cops, Tanks, Shapes and Aliens all get reviewed this week.
Being on the wrong side of the law doesn't pay.
It's a titanic battle for the god of hack and slash games this week. There can be only one...
Put on your skid lid and open the throttle.
Planes, flames and automobiles.
Time to break out your best pirate impression and get ready to sail the oceans in Sea of Thieves and Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered.
A damp squib of an end to the Wolfenstein II story... should have fed it to Kirby.
A whole lotta Bayonetta going on.
If Chinese military history is your thing then read on.
Anyone'd think Capcom had been busy.
This week our resident gaming journo looks at Resident Evil Revelations on the Switch and Dragon Ball FighterZ.
Don you slacks, sports coat and smartest hat, it's time to pound the streets of post-war LA.
Time to eat cake and toast one of the UK's gaming powerhouses, Rebellion.
What's on your list this year?
Who's harder to understand, Stuart or Kenny?
There's been a Mordor! (say it quickly in a strong Glaswegian accent whilst pretending you're a detective)
Wait... what do you mean there's no Xbox in sight?
Scotch Corner gets occupied with a real racer this week - Christie Doran.
Not a wizard from the moon in sight.
Get your motor running.
Not quite Micro Machines...
Racing, teleporting and puzzling... all in a day's work for our resident gaming Scot.
Build it up... tear it down.
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.