"This box is full of stuff that almost killed me."
I would walk 500 miles...
Always be yourself... unless you can be Batman.
Power to the people.
To kill or not to kill... that is the question. (Yes, we've pinched their tagline!)
There's something off the starboard bow, Captain!
Deus ex machina.
Heaven is a halfpipe.
Wanted! Ruthless leader needed for fledgling country. Apply within.
Phone is ringing, oh my god.
Not so sweet dreams.
Enemies only die if you hit 'em. So buy Hyperion today!
When it's fun, it's genuine fun, it's just not fun all the time.
Better the devil you know?
It's not about Samuel L. Jackson's opinions of snakes on aeroplanes...
You're not you, you're me.
Tanks for the memories! We preview Ubisoft's upcoming free to play browser game.
Make sure you take a change of underwear!
Are you ready to rock with what Ubisoft claims is the fastest way to learn guitar?